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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 04:38

No, not a chance
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Next, they tried...
Sunt explicabo sunt omnis eveniet enim et.
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Why do so many people like life?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
Still no good
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
I always feel very tired after I do some exercises, even after a night's sleep. What's the problem?
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why after 50 years of being straight do I constantly desire to suck cock?
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
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